Cat Throne

Cat Throne
Originally uploaded by wavybrains.

(Double post today--see the 20 week picture below!)

From the journals of the Feline Royalty:

This is way better than worshiping with the cult of Warm objects. This strange object was carried in through the Human's Entrance and sits in the center of the room-only-we-use. The humans were still talking with each other when we discovered the true purpose of this massive object.

It is for US. To recognize our divine nature and elevate us to the royal status we knew we had earned. The canine beast is left on the ground as we perch on our new throne and taunt her without fear of the consequences. This is what it means to rule.

Note the scooped cushion provided for our royal comfort and convenience. One of us can stretch out and have a good nap in the sun. Two of can have a nice bath and shedding session followed by magnificent cuddles.

The humans keep muttering about "this won't do" and "how do will we keep the baby's butt cat hair free?" We're not sure but we think that they must be planning some new way to honor our royal status. After all, who wouldn't want to be covered in cat hair? Perhaps the humans will bring one of the warm objects into our throne room. Now, that, that would truly be divine.

Comments

[starfish]

Very cute. Our one cat loves all the cushy baby things in the nursery and has even taken up residence in the octopus chair.

[Natalee]

Hilarious!! I love the cat posts.